Once you’ve reached the final stage, you’ll come across Lula 3D’s most innovative feature-the ability to completely throw the story out the window, substitute it all with a horrible hallucination scene, and throw the player a vague explanation of what actually happened to the bad guys. But aside from the revolting details, the plot takes you from Lula’s Beverly Hills bordello to several stunning locations including a roadside diner, abandoned southwestern ghost town, and the Las Vegas red light district. You may be thinking that triplets’ starring in the same hardcore pornography film sounds like incest-you’d be right. You star as Beverly Hills adult film actress Lula who has discovered that some of her best friends, a set of triplets, have disappeared before an important shoot for her next film. This is first realized when you delve into the game’s pointless premise.
It’s not that Lula 3D is bad it’s that it’s horrible. For Lula 3D, that moment was when the main character spouted, “Isn’t the weather great today? The spinach will surely grow.” I knew then that a new standard for awfulness had been set. Doom 3 had the first time you screamed when the lights went out.
had the dust-filled corridors after a heavy gun battle.
By ChickenMcBastrd | Review Date: ApAs featured on .Įvery game has a defining action or phrase that immediately sums up the entire experience.
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